Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 16th October 2015

Dilbert//9680, first published 11 years ago on Friday 16th October 2015

Aligns His Goals

Tags

work, happiness, balance, job, contentment, goal, opposition, oppose, business, psychology

Official transcript

Dilbert: I'm concerned that my personal goals do not align with our corporate strategy. For example, I would like to be happy. What does the company want? Boss: Well, nothing along those lines.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M CONCERNED THAT MY PERSONAL GOALS DO NOT ALIGN WITH OUR CORPORATE STRATEGY.

FOR EXAMPLE, I WOULD LIKE TO BE HAPPY.

WHAT DOES THE COMPANY WANT?

WELL, NOTHING ALONG THOSE LINES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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