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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 16th October 2015

Dilbert//9680, first published 11 years ago on Friday 16th October 2015

Aligns His Goals


Tags

work, happiness, balance, job, contentment, goal, opposition, oppose, business, psychology


Official transcript

Dilbert: I'm concerned that my personal goals do not align with our corporate strategy. For example, I would like to be happy. What does the company want? Boss: Well, nothing along those lines.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I'M CONCERNED THAT MY PERSONAL GOALS DO NOT ALIGN WITH OUR CORPORATE STRATEGY.

FOR EXAMPLE, I WOULD LIKE TO BE HAPPY.

WHAT DOES THE COMPANY WANT?

WELL, NOTHING ALONG THOSE LINES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

The title of this comic strip is "I'm Concerned That My Personal Goals Do Not Align With Our Corporate Strategy."

Summary:

  • The comic strip depicts a man expressing his concern to his boss about his personal goals not aligning with the company's strategy.
  • The boss responds by asking what the man wants the company to do, and the man replies that he wants nothing along those lines.
  • The comic strip highlights the disconnect between individual goals and corporate strategy, and the challenges of aligning personal aspirations with organizational objectives.

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