Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 17th October 2015

Dilbert//9681, first published 11 years ago on Saturday 17th October 2015

Selfish Team Player

Tags

hypocrisy, team, semantics, flaw, personality disorder, success, selfish, business

Official transcript

Asok: If being selfish is necessary for success, how can I claim to be a team player? Wally: I like to use a tool called hypocrisy. Asok: That is actually a character flaw. Wally: Oh. No wonder people are so prickly about it.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IF BEING SELFISH IS NECESSARY FOR SUCCESS, HOW CAN I CLAIM TO BE A TEAM PLAYER?

I LIKE TO USE A TOOL CALLED HYPOCRISY.

THAT IS ACTUALLY A CHARACTER FLAW.

OH NO WONDER PEOPLE ARE SO PRICKLY ABOUT IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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