Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 18th October 2015

Dilbert//9682, first published 11 years ago on Sunday 18th October 2015

Tags

pessimism, people, experience, psychic, esp, sixth sense, learning, misanthrope

Official transcript

Coworker: I'll give you the data tomorrow, Asok. Asok: Thanks, Brad! Urk! Suddenly, I know I will not get that data tomorrow. Dilbert: Why are you so freaked out? Asok: I... I... think I can see the future now. Somehow I know that Brad will not do what he says he will do. Dilbert: That's called "experience."

It's the first step toward hating all people. Asok: How can I make it stop? Dilbert: I hear good things about death.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'LL GIVE YOU THE DATA TOMORROW, ASOK.

THANKS, BRAD!!

URK!

SUDDENLY, I KNOW I WILL NOT GET THAT DATA TOMORROW.

WHY ARE YOU SO FREAKED OUT?

I...

T...

THINK I CAN SEE THE FUTURE NOW.

SOMEHOW I KNOW THAT BRAD WILL NOT DO WHAT HE SAYS HE WILL DO.

THAT'S CALLED "EXPERIENCE." IT'S THE FIRST STEP TOWARD HATING ALL PEOPLE.

HOW CAN I MAKE IT STOP?

I HEAR GOOD THINGS ABOUT DEATH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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