Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 19th October 2015

Dilbert//9683, first published 11 years ago on Monday 19th October 2015

The Danger Of Sitting

Tags

work, office, sitting, chair, health, working, sedentary, danger

Official transcript

Boss: Why aren't you working in your cubicle? Wally: Sitting increases my risk of obesity, cardiometabolic disease, cancer, stress, depression, and cognitive dysfunction. Boss: I had no idea sitting was so dangerous. Wally: I know. Imagine if I tried working.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHY AREN'T YOU WORKING IN YOUR CUBICLE?

SITTING INCREASES MY RISK OF OBESITY, CARDIOMETABOLIC DISEASE, CANCER, STRESS, DEPRESSION, AND COGNITIVE DYSFUNCTION I HAD NO IDEA SITTING WAS SO DANGEROUS.

I KNOW.

IMAGINE IF I TRIED WORKING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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