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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 20th October 2015

Dilbert//9684, first published 11 years ago on Tuesday 20th October 2015

Wally Has A Sitting Injury


Tags

injury, sitting, human resources, complaint, stress, hurt, health, business


Official transcript

Wally: I need to report a work-related injury. Studies say extended sitting can increase stress. I sat in my cubicle and got all stressed out. Catbert: You have a sitting injury? Wally: Don't trivialize my pain.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I NEED TO REPORT A WORK-RELATED INJURY.

STUDIES SAY EXTENDED SITTING CAN INCREASE STRESS.

I SAT IN MY CUBICLE AND GOT ALL STRESSED OUT.

YOU HAVE A SITTING INJURY?

DON'T TRIVIALIZE MY PAIN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Sitting Injury"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features a character named Dilbert, who is sitting at his desk and complaining about a work-related injury.
  • He claims that extended sitting can increase stress and cause all sorts of problems, including a "sitting injury."
  • His boss is skeptical and asks if he has a sitting injury, to which Dilbert responds, "Don't trivialize my pain."
  • The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of getting injured from sitting too much and the tendency to exaggerate or make up excuses for not working.

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