Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 20th October 2015
Dilbert//9684, first published 11 years ago on Tuesday 20th October 2015
Wally Has A Sitting Injury
Tags
injury, sitting, human resources, complaint, stress, hurt, health, business
Official transcript
Wally: I need to report a work-related injury. Studies say extended sitting can increase stress. I sat in my cubicle and got all stressed out. Catbert: You have a sitting injury? Wally: Don't trivialize my pain.
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
I NEED TO REPORT A WORK-RELATED INJURY.
STUDIES SAY EXTENDED SITTING CAN INCREASE STRESS.
I SAT IN MY CUBICLE AND GOT ALL STRESSED OUT.
YOU HAVE A SITTING INJURY?
DON'T TRIVIALIZE MY PAIN.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Title: "Sitting Injury"
Summary:
- The comic strip features a character named Dilbert, who is sitting at his desk and complaining about a work-related injury.
- He claims that extended sitting can increase stress and cause all sorts of problems, including a "sitting injury."
- His boss is skeptical and asks if he has a sitting injury, to which Dilbert responds, "Don't trivialize my pain."
- The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of getting injured from sitting too much and the tendency to exaggerate or make up excuses for not working.
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