Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 21st October 2015

Dilbert//9685, first published 11 years ago on Wednesday 21st October 2015

Wally's Stress Problem

Tags

stress, health, work, employee, work ethic, laziness, excuse

Official transcript

Wally: I need to take an extended medical leave to deal with my job-related stress. The stress is degrading my cardiovascular system. I could drop dead any minute. Boss: Which part of your job is causing stress? Wally: I think it's the work part.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I NEED TO TAKE AN EXTENDED MEDICAL LEAVE TO DEAL WITH MY JOB-RELATED STRESS.

THE STRESS IS DEGRADING MY CARDIOVASCULAR SYSTEM. I COULD DROP DEAD ANY MINUTE.

WHICH PART OF YOUR JOB IS CAUSING STRESS?

I THINK IT'S THE WORK PART.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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