Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 22nd October 2015

Dilbert//9686, first published 11 years ago on Thursday 22nd October 2015

Stress As A Wellness Issue

Tags

loophole, medicine, health, stress, work, medical leave, work ethic, laziness

Official transcript

Boss: We have a problem. Our employee wellness site lists stress as a medical problem. And working here causes stress. Catbert: How many of them took paid medical leave? Boss: It's just you now. I'm packed.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE HAVE A PROBLEM.

CATBERT OUR EMPLOYEE WELLNESS SITE LISTS STRESS AS A MEDICAL PROBLEM.

AND WORKING HERE CAUSES STRESS.

HOW MANY OF THEM TOOK PAID MEDICAL LEAVE?

IT'S JUST YOU NOW.

I'M PACKED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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