Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 28th October 2015

Dilbert//9692, first published 11 years ago on Wednesday 28th October 2015

If All You Have Is A Hammer

Tags

nail, problem, manager, violence, hitting, hit, hammer, aphorism

Official transcript

Boss: Alice, if all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. [Alice sees the boss as a nail]. Alice: That is not the dumbest thing you have ever said. Boss: Thank you.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ALICE, IF ALL YOU HAVE IS A HAMMER, EVERYTHING LOOKS LIKE A NAIL.

THAT IS NOT THE DUMBEST THING YOU HAVE EVER SAID.

THANK YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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