Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 12th December 2015

Dilbert//9737, first published 11 years ago on Saturday 12th December 2015

Robot High Five

Tags

soul, patience, frustration, artificial intelligence, technology, emotions, anger

Official transcript

Boss: Did you notice any changes after Alice gave you an artificial soul? Robot: I'm less tolerant of idiots asking me questions. Boss: High five. Robot: What is wrong with you people???

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DID YOU NOTICE ANY CHANGES AFTER ALICE GAVE YOU AN ARTIFICIAL SOUL?

I'M LESS TOLERANT OF IDIOTS ASKING ME QUESTIONS.

HIGH FIVE.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? ? ?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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