Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 13th December 2015

Dilbert//9738, first published 11 years ago on Sunday 13th December 2015

Tags

change, fear, power, executives, decision, threat, hypocrisy

Official transcript

CEO: You must learn to embrace change. Dilbert: Can we change anything we want to change? CEO: No. You don't get to say what the changes are. I do that. Alice: Will that situation ever change? CEO: No. Alice: Why not? You said change is good. CEO: Change is good. For other people. So embrace it or I'll fire you. Employees: We love change!!!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU MUST LEARN TO EMBRACE CHANGE.

CAN WE CHANGE ANYTHING WE WANT TO CHANGE?

NO. YOU DON'T GET TO SAY WHAT THE CHANGES ARE.

I DO THAT.

WILL THAT SITUATION EVER CHANGE?

WHY NOT?

YOU SAID CHANGE IS GOOD.

CHANGE GOOD FOR OTHER PEOPLE.

SO EMBRACE IT OR I'LL FIRE YOU.

WE LOVE CHANGE!!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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