Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 14th December 2015

Dilbert//9739, first published 11 years ago on Monday 14th December 2015

Can Tweak The Software

Tags

sales, sales personnel, demands, rules, promise, restrictions, obliviousness, business

Official transcript

The Sales Call. Salesman: If you need any tweaks to the software, Dilbert can do that in minutes. Dilbert: I'm not allowed to tweak the software for one customer. Salesman: He'll do it anyway. Dilbert: I'm going to report you.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE SALES CALL IF YOU NEED ANY TWEAKS TO THE SOFTWARE, DILBERT CAN DO THAT IN MINUTES.

I'M NOT ALLOWED TO TWEAK THE SOFTWARE FOR ONE CUSTOMER HELL DO IT ANYWAY.

IM GOING TO REPORT YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Sales Call"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and frustration with his corporate job, in a humorous exchange with a salesperson.

• Scene 1: The salesperson asks if Dilbert needs any tweaks to the software, to which Dilbert replies that he can do it in minutes.
• Scene 2: Dilbert is instructed not to tweak the software for one customer, prompting him to respond that he'll do it anyway.
• Scene 3: The salesperson threatens to report Dilbert, to which he retorts, "I'm going to report you."

The comic strip pokes fun at the absurdity of corporate bureaucracy and the frustrations of working in a large organization.

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