Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 14th December 2015

Dilbert//9739, first published 11 years ago on Monday 14th December 2015

Can Tweak The Software

Tags

sales, sales personnel, demands, rules, promise, restrictions, obliviousness, business

Official transcript

The Sales Call. Salesman: If you need any tweaks to the software, Dilbert can do that in minutes. Dilbert: I'm not allowed to tweak the software for one customer. Salesman: He'll do it anyway. Dilbert: I'm going to report you.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE SALES CALL IF YOU NEED ANY TWEAKS TO THE SOFTWARE, DILBERT CAN DO THAT IN MINUTES.

I'M NOT ALLOWED TO TWEAK THE SOFTWARE FOR ONE CUSTOMER HELL DO IT ANYWAY.

IM GOING TO REPORT YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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