Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 15th December 2015

Dilbert//9740, first published 11 years ago on Tuesday 15th December 2015

I Would Never Ask You To Lie

Tags

sales personnel, lying, sales, ethics, business

Official transcript

Boss: Stop being honest when you go on sales calls. Dilbert: You want me to lie? Boss: I would never ask you to lie. I'm asking you to nod your head and smile while our salesperson lies.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

STOP BEING HONEST WHEN YOU GO ON SALES CALLS.

YOU WANT LIE?

I WOULD NEVER ASK YOU TO LIE.

I'M ASKING YOU TO NOD YOUR HEAD AND SMILE WHILE OUR SALESPERSON LIES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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