Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 26th February 2016

Dilbert//9813, first published ten years ago on Friday 26th February 2016

Asok Asks For His Job Back

Tags

driver, money, taxi, ride share, rideshare, disillusionment

Official transcript

Asok: I'm here to beg for my job back. Driving for Uber was less glamorous than I'd hoped. My mental health and my bladder have been stretched to their limits. Boss: Maybe we could discuss this over a tiled floor area.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IM HERE TO BEG FOR MY JOB BACK. DRIVING FOR UBER WAS LESS GLAMOROUS THAN I'D HOPED.

MY MENTAL HEALTH AND MY BLADDER HAVE BEEN STRETCHED TO THEIR LIMITS.

MAYBE WE COULD DISCUSS THIS OVER A TILED FLOOR AREA.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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