Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 27th February 2016

Dilbert//9814, first published ten years ago on Saturday 27th February 2016

Asok Remembers Being An Uber Driver

Tags

vomit, sick, taxi, driver, carpet, smell, nausea, throwing up, medical

Official transcript

Dilbert: When you were an Uber driver, did any passengers ever get sick in your car? Asok: They all did. The first few had motion sickness, but the last hundred lost it when they smelled the carpet.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHEN YOU WERE AN UBER DRIVER, DID ANY PASSENGERS EVER GET SICK IN YOUR CAR?

THEY ALL DID.

THE FIRST FEW HAD MOTION SICKNESS, BUT THE LAST HUNDRED LOST IT WHEN THEY SMELLED THE CARPET.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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