Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 4th March 2016

Dilbert//9820, first published ten years ago on Friday 4th March 2016

Business Plan History

Tags

business plan, futile, futility, goal, guest artist, logic, plan, john glynn

Official transcript

Boss: Before we make our business plan for the coming year, let's see how well we stayed on plan last year. We ended up doing nothing that was in our plan, just like every year. Dilbert: Why do't' we skip it this year? Boss: It would be irrational to have no plan.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

BEFORE WE MAKE OUR BUSINESS PLAN FOR THE COMING YEAR, LET'S SEE HOW WELL WE STAYED ON PLAN LAST YEAR WE ENDED UP DOING NOTHING THAT WAS IN OUR PLAN, JUST LIKE EVERY YEAR WHY DON'T WE SKIP IT THIS YEAR?

IT WOULD BE IRRATIONAL TO HAVE NO PLAN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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