Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 7th April 2016

Dilbert//9854, first published ten years ago on Thursday 7th April 2016

Ted Is Not That Dumb

Tags

joke, mean, bully, insult, death, idiot, idiocy, stupid, dumb, guest artist, brenna thummler, medical

Official transcript

Boss: You're not allowed to tell co-workers to drive into a ravine. Dilbert: It was a joke. Ted isn't so dumb that he would do it. Ask him if he's that dumb. Boss: Don't speak ill of the dead.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO TELL COWORKERS TO DRIVE INTO A RAVINE.

IT WAS A JOKE.

TED ISN'T SO DUMB THAT HE WOULD DO IT.

ASK HIM IF HE'S THAT DUMB.

DON'T SPEAK I'LL OF THE DEAD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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