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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 9th May 2016

Dilbert//9886, first published ten years ago on Monday 9th May 2016

Loud Howard And Tina Have A Romance


Tags

romance, relationships, dating, secret, speaking, loud, shouting


Official transcript

Loud Howard. Tina: We must keep our office romance a secret. Howard: I won't tell anyone about us, Tina!!!! Dilbert: You have a bad case of Loud Howard hair. But what does the extra spittle mean? Hmmm... Tina: Grrrr...

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

LOUD HOWARD WE MUST KEEP OUR OFFICE ROMANCE A SECRET.

I WON'T TELL ANYONE ABOUT US, TINA!!!

YOU HAVE A BAD CASE OF LOUD HOWARD HAIR. BUT WHAT DOES THE EXTRA SPITTLE MEAN? HMMM GRRRR...

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Hair-Raising Secret"

Summary:

  • The comic strip revolves around Loud Howard, who is determined to keep a secret.
  • He enlists Tina's help to prevent anyone from discovering the secret.
  • However, Tina is unable to keep the secret and reveals it to Dilbert.
  • The punchline of the comic strip is that Loud Howard has a bad case of split ends, which he tries to pass off as a "spittle" problem.
  • The humor in the comic strip comes from the unexpected twist on the typical secret-keeping scenario and the absurdity of Loud Howard's excuse for his hair condition.

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