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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 10th May 2016

Dilbert//9887, first published ten years ago on Tuesday 10th May 2016

Tina's Office Romance Not A Secret


Tags

secret, relationship, dating, clues, sleuting, loud, shouting, relationships


Official transcript

Alice: How's your office romance with Loud Howard coming along? Tina: How did you hear about us? Alice: He's loud and you're always covered with his spittle. Tina: I was hoping it looked like perspiration.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

HOW'S YOUR OFFICE ROMANCE WITH LOUD HOWARD COMING ALONG?

HOW DID YOU HEAR ABOUT US?

HE'S LOUD AND YOU'RE ALWAYS COVERED WITH HIS SPITTLE.

I WAS HOPING IT LOOKED LIKE PERSPIRATION

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Office Romance"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between two office workers, with the woman asking the man about his office romance with Loud Howard. The man responds that he's heard about it and that Howard is loud and always covered with his spittle. The woman is amused by this description and hopes that Howard looks like a perspiration. The comic strip is a humorous take on office romances and the quirks of coworkers.

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