Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 10th May 2016

Dilbert//9887, first published ten years ago on Tuesday 10th May 2016

Tina's Office Romance Not A Secret

Tags

secret, relationship, dating, clues, sleuting, loud, shouting, relationships

Official transcript

Alice: How's your office romance with Loud Howard coming along? Tina: How did you hear about us? Alice: He's loud and you're always covered with his spittle. Tina: I was hoping it looked like perspiration.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HOW'S YOUR OFFICE ROMANCE WITH LOUD HOWARD COMING ALONG?

HOW DID YOU HEAR ABOUT US?

HE'S LOUD AND YOU'RE ALWAYS COVERED WITH HIS SPITTLE.

I WAS HOPING IT LOOKED LIKE PERSPIRATION

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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