Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 7th June 2016

Dilbert//9915, first published ten years ago on Tuesday 7th June 2016

Tina Wants A Work Husband

Tags

marriage, women, nagging, wife, wives, criticism, yelling, relationships

Official transcript

Tina: I'm in the market for a "work husband."

Do you have a "work wife"

yet? Dilbert: I'm not sure. Alice criticized me a lot. Does that count? Tina: That's all I wanted to do, too. Dilbert: Okay, but don't let Alice find out.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M IN THE MARKET FOR A "WORK HUSBAND." DO YOU HAVE A "WORK WIFE" YET?

I'M NOT SURE. ALICE CRITICIZES ME A LOT.

DOES THAT COUNT?

THAT'S ALL I WANTED TO DO, TOO.

OKAY, BUT DON'T LET ALICE FIND OUT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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