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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 7th June 2016

Dilbert//9915, first published ten years ago on Tuesday 7th June 2016

Tina Wants A Work Husband


Tags

marriage, women, nagging, wife, wives, criticism, yelling, relationships


Official transcript

Tina: I'm in the market for a "work husband."

Do you have a "work wife"

yet? Dilbert: I'm not sure. Alice criticized me a lot. Does that count? Tina: That's all I wanted to do, too. Dilbert: Okay, but don't let Alice find out.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I'M IN THE MARKET FOR A "WORK HUSBAND." DO YOU HAVE A "WORK WIFE" YET?

I'M NOT SURE. ALICE CRITICIZES ME A LOT.

DOES THAT COUNT?

THAT'S ALL I WANTED TO DO, TOO.

OKAY, BUT DON'T LET ALICE FIND OUT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Work Wife"

Summary:

  • The comic strip revolves around Dilbert, a character who is in the market for a "work husband."
  • He inquires about the possibility of having a "work wife" and is met with skepticism by Alice, who questions his intentions.
  • Dilbert clarifies that he is seeking a work partner, not a romantic relationship.
  • Alice remains unconvinced, but Dilbert persists in his search for a suitable work wife.

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