Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 8th June 2016

Dilbert//9916, first published ten years ago on Wednesday 8th June 2016

Cheats On His Work Wife

Tags

work, wife, wives, adultery, cheating, criticism, nagging, anger, marriage, roles, relationships

Official transcript

Alice: There' s rumor that you're cheating on me with another "work wife."

Dilbert: I let Tina criticize me a little. But I swear it didn't mean anything. And... she makes me look for her lost keys. Alice: I knew it!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THERE'S A RUMOR THAT YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME WITH ANOTHER "WORK WIFE." I LET TINA CRITICIZE ME A LITTLE. BUT I SWEAR IT DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING.

AND.

SHE MAKES ME LOOK FOR HER LOST KEYS.

I KNEW IT!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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