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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 8th June 2016

Dilbert//9916, first published ten years ago on Wednesday 8th June 2016

Cheats On His Work Wife


Tags

work, wife, wives, adultery, cheating, criticism, nagging, anger, marriage, roles, relationships


Official transcript

Alice: There' s rumor that you're cheating on me with another "work wife."

Dilbert: I let Tina criticize me a little. But I swear it didn't mean anything. And... she makes me look for her lost keys. Alice: I knew it!

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THERE'S A RUMOR THAT YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME WITH ANOTHER "WORK WIFE." I LET TINA CRITICIZE ME A LITTLE. BUT I SWEAR IT DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING.

AND.

SHE MAKES ME LOOK FOR HER LOST KEYS.

I KNEW IT!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Cheating Rumor"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and workplace woes. The story unfolds with a coworker spreading a rumor that Dilbert is cheating on his wife with another woman. Dilbert is shocked and denies the accusation, but his wife, Tina, seems unconvinced.

Key Points:

  • A coworker spreads a rumor about Dilbert cheating on his wife.
  • Dilbert denies the accusation, but his wife appears skeptical.
  • The comic strip pokes fun at workplace gossip and relationships.
  • The title "The Cheating Rumor" captures the essence of the story.

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