Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 8th July 2016

Dilbert//9946, first published ten years ago on Friday 8th July 2016

Ted Has No Family

Tags

human resources, judgement, deciding, business

Official transcript

Catbert: Ted went on extended disability because a fly went up his nose and laid eggs. Boss: I want to be green, but I don't know if I should side with the fly or the employee in this situation. Catbert: Well, for what it's worth, Ted doesn't have a family, but the fly does.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TED WENT ON EXTENDED DISABILITY BECAUSE A FLY WENT UP HIS NOSE AND LAID EGGS.

I WANT TO BE GREEN, BUT I DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD SIDE WITH THE FLY OR THE EMPLOYEE IN THIS SITUATION WELL, FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH, TED DOESN'T HAVE A FAMILY, BUT THE FLY DOES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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