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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 27th July 2016

Dilbert//9965, first published ten years ago on Wednesday 27th July 2016

Biggest Obstacle


Tags

criticism, honesty, success


Official transcript

Boss: What is your biggest obstacle to success on this project? Dilbert: It's you. It's always you. Should I add that to the business plan? Boss: Let's keep it general.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST OBSTACLE TO SUCCESS ON THIS PROJECT?

IT'S YOU.

IT'S ALWAYS YOU.

SHOULD I ADD THAT TO THE BUSINESS PLAN?

LET'S KEEP IT GENERAL.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "The Business Plan"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a red shirt, seated at a desk. He is engaged in a conversation with another character, who asks, "What is your biggest obstacle to success on this project?" Dilbert responds, "It's you. It's always you." The second character, wearing an orange shirt, retorts, "Should I add that to the business plan?" Dilbert replies, "Let's keep it general."

The comic strip humorously highlights the challenges of working with difficult colleagues and the importance of maintaining a professional demeanor, even in the face of adversity.

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