Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 15th August 2016

Dilbert//9984, first published ten years ago on Monday 15th August 2016

Asok Learns To Rank Priorities

Tags

priorities, advice, hate, misanthrope, misanthropy, organization

Official transcript

Asok: I'm overworked because I don't know how to set priorities. Alice: Try ranking your tasks by how much you hate the people who asked for your help. Asok: What if I don't hate anyone? Alice: That problem solves itself over time.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M OVERWORKED BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SET PRIORITIES.

TRY RANKING YOUR TASKS BY HOW MUCH YOU HATE THE PEOPLE WHO ASKED FOR YOUR HELP.

WHAT IF I DON'T HATE ANYONE?

THAT PROBLEM SOLVES ITSELF OVER TIME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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