Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 31st August 2016

Dilbert//10000, first published ten years ago on Wednesday 31st August 2016

The Long Email

Tags

communication, laziness, email, tldr

Official transcript

Boss: You never got back to me with your answer. Dilbert: Yes, I did. I spent three hours writing an email that tells you all you need to know. Boss: What did it say?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU NEVER GOT BACK TO ME WITH YOUR ANSWER.

YES, I DID I SPENT THREE HOURS WRITING AN EMAIL THAT TELLS YOU ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW.

WHAT DID IT SAY?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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