Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 1st September 2016

Dilbert//10001, first published ten years ago on Thursday 1st September 2016

Tell Me What Was In The Email

Tags

email, laziness, attention, detail, tldr

Official transcript

Boss: I don't have time to read your long email. Tell me what it said. Dilbert: I wrote a long email because a summary would be dangerously misleading. Boss: I'll be the judge of that. Dilbert: How?!!!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DON'T HAVE TIME TO READ YOUR LONG EMAIL.

TELL ME WHAT IT SAID.

I WROTE A LONG EMAIL BECAUSE A SUMMARY WOULD BE DANGEROUSLY MISLEADING.

I'LL BE THE JUDGE OF THAT.

HOW!!!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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