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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 28th September 2016

Dilbert//10028, first published ten years ago on Wednesday 28th September 2016

Meet At My Office


Tags

meeting, schedule, time, wasting time, selfish, business


Official transcript

Computer: Let's meet at my office on Friday. Dilbert: Sure. Or... you could waste your day traveling to my office instead. Computer: You're being a jerk. Dilbert: You started it.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

LET'S MEET AT MY OFFICE ON FRIDAY.

SURE.

OR... YOU COULD WASTE YOUR DAY TRAVELING TO MY OFFICE INSTEAD.

YOU'RE BEING A JERK.

YOU STARTED IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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