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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 28th September 2016

Dilbert//10028, first published ten years ago on Wednesday 28th September 2016

Meet At My Office


Tags

meeting, schedule, time, wasting time, selfish, business


Official transcript

Computer: Let's meet at my office on Friday. Dilbert: Sure. Or... you could waste your day traveling to my office instead. Computer: You're being a jerk. Dilbert: You started it.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

LET'S MEET AT MY OFFICE ON FRIDAY.

SURE.

OR... YOU COULD WASTE YOUR DAY TRAVELING TO MY OFFICE INSTEAD.

YOU'RE BEING A JERK.

YOU STARTED IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Jerk"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled office worker with a red shirt and a name tag, sitting at his desk.
  • He is approached by a coworker who asks if he wants to meet at the office on Friday.
  • Dilbert responds with a simple "Sure."
  • However, the coworker misinterprets his response and assumes he is being sarcastic, saying "You're being a jerk. You started it."
  • The coworker then leaves, leaving Dilbert looking confused and frustrated.
  • The comic strip pokes fun at the common workplace scenario where people misinterpret each other's intentions and respond inappropriately.

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