Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 29th September 2016

Dilbert//10029, first published ten years ago on Thursday 29th September 2016

Bribing Wally

Tags

bribe, morals, laziness, work ethic

Official transcript

Wally: I don't have time to help. Coworker: What if I bribe you to do your job? I am literally offering to give you my personal money to do the job your employer pays you to do. Wally: Are you willing to turn a blind eye to my total lack of effort, or should I find a better briber?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DON'T HAVE TIME TO HELP.

WHAT IF I BRIBE YOU TO DO YOUR JOB?

I AM LITERALLY OFFERING TO GIVE YOU MY PERSONAL MONEY TO DO THE JOB YOUR EMPLOYER PAYS YOU TO DO.

ARE YOU WILLING TO TURN A BLIND EYE TO MY TOTAL LACK OF EFFORT, OR SHOULD I FIND A BETTER BRIBER?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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