Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 29th September 2016

Dilbert//10029, first published ten years ago on Thursday 29th September 2016

Bribing Wally

Tags

bribe, morals, laziness, work ethic

Official transcript

Wally: I don't have time to help. Coworker: What if I bribe you to do your job? I am literally offering to give you my personal money to do the job your employer pays you to do. Wally: Are you willing to turn a blind eye to my total lack of effort, or should I find a better briber?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DON'T HAVE TIME TO HELP.

WHAT IF I BRIBE YOU TO DO YOUR JOB?

I AM LITERALLY OFFERING TO GIVE YOU MY PERSONAL MONEY TO DO THE JOB YOUR EMPLOYER PAYS YOU TO DO.

ARE YOU WILLING TO TURN A BLIND EYE TO MY TOTAL LACK OF EFFORT, OR SHOULD I FIND A BETTER BRIBER?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "A Better Briber"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled office worker, engaging in a conversation with his boss. The boss asks Dilbert if he needs help, to which Dilbert responds that he is being bribed to do his job. The boss offers to pay Dilbert to do his job, but Dilbert declines, stating that he is looking for a better briber.

Key Points:

• Dilbert is being bribed to do his job
• The boss offers to pay Dilbert to do his job
• Dilbert declines the offer and seeks a better briber
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of bribery and the motivations of office workers.

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