Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 30th September 2016

Dilbert//10030, first published ten years ago on Friday 30th September 2016

Wally Accepts Bribes

Tags

bribe, bribery, money, laziness, work ethic

Official transcript

Wally: I started accepting bribes from co-workers to incent me to do my job. Dilbert: If it didn't work for your employer, why do they think it will work for them? Wally: Something about optimism. Dilbert: They didn't say why? Wally: All I know is that no one paid me to listen to them.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I STARTED ACCEPTING BRIBES FROM COWORKERS TO INCENT ME TO DO MY JOB.

IF IT DIDN'T WORK FOR YOUR EMPLOYER, WHY DO THEY THINK IT WILL WORK FOR THEM?

SOMETHING ABOUT OPTIMISM THEY DIDN'T SAY WHY?

ALL I KNOW IS THAT NO ONE PAID ME TO LISTEN TO THEM

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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