Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 1st October 2016

Dilbert//10031, first published ten years ago on Saturday 1st October 2016

Trust Your First Instinct

Tags

bribe, bribery, laziness, work ethic

Official transcript

Boss: People are telling me you are accepting bribes to help co-workers on projects. Wally: You think I'm helping my co-workers? Boss: Good point. That part didn't sound right. Wally: Trust your first instinct.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

PEOPLE ARE TELLING ME YOU ARE ACCEPTING BRIBES TO HELP COWORKERS ON PROJECTS.

YOU THINK IM HELPING MY COWORKERS?

GOOD POINT. THAT PART DIDN'T SOUND RIGHT.

TRUST YOUR FIRST INSTINCT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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