Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 2nd October 2016

Dilbert//10032, first published ten years ago on Sunday 2nd October 2016

Tags

correction, correcting, freak out, anger, tress, advice, eavesdropping, awkward, temper

Official transcript

Man: What's the best way to invest these days? Boss: Penny stocks are the best value because they only cost a penny. Dilbert: Gaaa!!! I hate over hearing bad advice! Boss: If I were you, I"d take out a second mortgage and load up. Dilbert; I don't want to get involved, but I'll feel bad if I don't. Boss: You'll get reliable stock-picking advice from strangers on television. Dilbert: Run! Cover your ears and run! If it makes you feel any less awkward, I don't now what to do now, either.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHAT'S THE BEST WAY TO INVEST THESE DAYS?

PENNY STOCKS ARE THE BEST VALUE BECAUSE THEY ONLY COST A PENNY.

GAAA!!! I HATE OVERHEARING BAD ADVICE!

IF I WERE YOU, ID TAKE OUT A SECOND MORTGAGE AND LOAD UP.

I DON'T WANT TO GET INVOLVED BUT I'LL FEEL BAD IF I DON'T!

YOULL GET RELIABLE STOCK-PICKING ADVICE FROM STRANGERS ON TELEVISION.

RUN! COVER YOUR EARS AND RUN!

IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY LESS AWKWARD, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO NOW, EITHER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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