Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 3rd October 2016

Dilbert//10033, first published ten years ago on Monday 3rd October 2016

Recommends Firing Ted

Tags

money, cost, fired, layoff, suggestion

Official transcript

Boss: We need to cut our expenses. Dilbert: I recommend eliminating Ted's job. Ted: What??? I recommend eliminating Dilbert's job! Just because he said it first??? Boss: Let's not over-analyze it.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE NEED TO CUT OUR EXPENSES.

I RECOMMEND ELIMINATING TED'S JOB.

WHAT???

I RECOMMEND ELIMINATING DILBERT'S JOB!

JUST BECAUSE HE SAID IT FIRST???

LET'S NOT OVERANALYZE IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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