Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 4th October 2016

Dilbert//10034, first published ten years ago on Tuesday 4th October 2016

Dogbert's Reality Show

Tags

television, reality, cell phone, battery, charging, entertainment, technology

Official transcript

Dogbert: I'm creating a reality TV show about ten people locked in a room with one electrical outlet. The central tension will revolve around their daily struggle to charge their phones. Dilbert: Is violence allowed? Dogbert: No, but my producers get a big bonus if it happens anyway.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M CREATING A REALITY TV SHOW ABOUT TEN PEOPLE LOCKED IN A ROOM WITH ONE ELECTRICAL OUTLET.

THE CENTRAL TENSION WILL REVOLVE AROUND THEIR DAILY STRUGGLE TO CHARGE THEIR PHONES.

IS VIOLENCE ALLOWED?

NO, BUT MY PRODUCERS GET A BIG BONUS IF IT HAPPENS ANYWAY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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