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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 4th October 2016

Dilbert//10034, first published ten years ago on Tuesday 4th October 2016

Dogbert's Reality Show


Tags

television, reality, cell phone, battery, charging, entertainment, technology


Official transcript

Dogbert: I'm creating a reality TV show about ten people locked in a room with one electrical outlet. The central tension will revolve around their daily struggle to charge their phones. Dilbert: Is violence allowed? Dogbert: No, but my producers get a big bonus if it happens anyway.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I'M CREATING A REALITY TV SHOW ABOUT TEN PEOPLE LOCKED IN A ROOM WITH ONE ELECTRICAL OUTLET.

THE CENTRAL TENSION WILL REVOLVE AROUND THEIR DAILY STRUGGLE TO CHARGE THEIR PHONES.

IS VIOLENCE ALLOWED?

NO, BUT MY PRODUCERS GET A BIG BONUS IF IT HAPPENS ANYWAY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Reality TV Show"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a red shirt and black pants, standing in a field. He is accompanied by Dogbert, a white dog with a black nose and ears, who is also wearing a red shirt.

Panel 1:

Dilbert says, "I'm creating a reality TV show about ten people locked in a room with one electrical outlet."

Panel 2:

The central tension will revolve around their daily struggle to charge their phones.

Panel 3:

Dilbert asks, "Is violence allowed?" Dogbert responds, "No, but my producers get a big bonus if it happens anyway."

Overall:

The comic strip humorously explores the idea of a reality TV show where contestants are forced to compete for limited resources, highlighting the absurdity of the situation and the willingness of producers to exploit it for ratings.

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