Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 7th November 2016

Dilbert//10068, first published ten years ago on Monday 7th November 2016

Creates An Artificial Soul

Tags

conscience, technology, morals, morality, guidance, religion

Official transcript

Dilbert: I invented an artificial soul to help non-believers act morally. It's a small drone that follows you around and reminds you not to be a jerk. Wally: Did it forget to remind you today? Dilbert: My drone says I shouldn't slap you.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I INVENTED AN ARTIFICIAL SOUL TO HELP NONBELIEVERS ACT MORALLY.

IT'S A SMALL DRONE THAT FOLLOWS YOU AROUND AND REMINDS YOU NOT TO BE A JERK.

DID IT FORGET TO REMIND YOU TODAY?

MY DRONE SAYS I SHOULDN'T SLAP YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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