Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 8th November 2016

Dilbert//10069, first published ten years ago on Tuesday 8th November 2016

The Virus Afterlife

Tags

soul, conscience, morality, morals, sentience, life, death, existence, medical

Official transcript

Dilbert: I couldn't find any evidence that I have a soul, so I built an artificial one and put it in a drone. When my physical body dies, the drone will upload my memories and personality to the cloud to live forever. Woman: Your soul will be trapped in a server? Dilbert: No, I wrapped it in a virus so I can travel.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I COULDN'T FIND ANY EVIDENCE THAT I HAVE A SOUL, SO I BUILT AN ARTIFICIAL ONE AND PUT IT IN A DRONE.

WHEN MY PHYSICAL BODY DIES, THE DRONE WILL UPLOAD MY MEMORIES AND PERSON ALITY TO THE CLOUD TO LIVE FOREVER.

YOUR SOUL WILL BE TRAPPED IN A SERVER?

NO, I WRAPPED IT IN A VIRUS SO I CAN TRAVEL.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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