Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 9th November 2016

Dilbert//10070, first published ten years ago on Wednesday 9th November 2016

Don't Harm The Artificial Soul

Tags

soul, drone, artificial intelligence, frustration, death, medical

Official transcript

Dilbert: Pay no attention to the drone. That's where I keep my artificial soul. It's still in beta, so please don't say anything that might harm it. Boss: Let's go around the room and give our project updates. Drone: Pow!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE DRONE. THAT'S WHERE I KEEP MY ARTIFICIAL SOUL.

IT'S STILL IN BETA, SO PLEASE DON'T SAY ANYTHING THAT MIGHT HARM IT.

LET'S GO AROUND THE ROOM AND GIVE OUR PROJECT UPDATES.

POW!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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