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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 14th December 2016

Dilbert//10105, first published ten years ago on Wednesday 14th December 2016

Asok Kills The Wrong Cartoonist


Tags

garfield, hit man, cartoonist, mistaken identity


Official transcript

Asok: I killed our spokesperson, Jim Davis, yesterday, as you ordered. Boss: You killed the wrong cartoonist! Asok: Now I hate Mondays even more.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I KILLED OUR SPOKESPERSON, JIM DAVIS, YESTERDAY, AS YOU ORDERED.

YOU KILLED THE WRONG CARTOONIST!

NOW I HATE MONDAYS EVEN MORE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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