Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 24th December 2016

Dilbert//10115, first published ten years ago on Saturday 24th December 2016

Boss Wrecks Car

Tags

text, distraction, texting, murder, plot, driving

Official transcript

Boss: I wrecked my car because I was responding to your urgent text. For the third time in a row. Carol: What are you implying? Boss: Are you trying to kill me? Carol: I blame your bad judgment.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I WRECKED MY CAR BECAUSE I WAS RESPONDING TO YOUR URGENT- LOOKING TEXT.

FOR THE THIRD TIME IN A ROW.

WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING?

ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ?

I BLAME YOUR BAD JUDGMENT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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