Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 25th December 2016

Dilbert//10116, first published ten years ago on Sunday 25th December 2016

Tags

jargon, speech, words, nonsense, training, trainee, strategy, laziness

Official transcript

Boss: Wally, I want you to train our new hire. Wally: The first thing you need to know is that we never use the DPX system when the MGB is down. Man: The... what and the what? Wally: Hold your questions till the end. You can use our PX4 to tunnel into the B9 data and produce at TMNP report. But you'll need authorization from the LDG and the MICOO. Man: I don't understand any of that! Wally: I toldy you to hold your questions until the end. Always remember to jost the primpram whenever the gip is fleeming toward kilp. Man: Maybe I should ask someone else to train me. Wally: Now we're making progress.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, I WANT YOU TO TRAIN OUR NEW HIRE.

THE FIRST THING YOU NEED TO KNOW IS THAT WE NEVER USE THE DX SYSTEM WHEN THE MGB IS DOWN.

AND THE WHAT?

HOLD YOUR QUESTIONS TILL THE END YOU CAN USE OUR PX4 TO TUNNEL INTO THE B9 DATA AND PRODUCE A TMNP REPORT.

BUT YOULL NEED AUTHORIZATION FROM THE LDG AND THE MICOO.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND ANY OF THAT.

I TOLD YOU TO HOLD YOUR QUESTIONS UNTIL THE END.

ALWAYS REMEMBER TO JOST THE PRIM- PRAM WHENEVER THE GIP IS FLEEMING TOWARD KILP.

MAYBE I SHOULD ASK SOMEONE ELSE TO TRAIN ME.

NOW WE'RE MAKING PROGRESS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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