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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 26th December 2016

Dilbert//10117, first published ten years ago on Monday 26th December 2016

Volunteers For Mars Trip


Tags

space, astronaut, engineering, karma, death, design, medical


Official transcript

Boss: I need volunteers to go to Mars in the spaceship we're building. Dilbert: Ask Ted. He's dispensable because he's a terrible engineer. Boss: Ted designed the spaceship. Dilbert: Karma will sort that all out.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I NEED VOLUNTEERS TO GO TO MARS IN THE SPACESHIP WE'RE BUILDING.

ASK TED. HE'S DISPENSABLE BECAUSE HE'S A TERRIBLE ENGINEER.

TED DESIGNED THE SPACESHIP.

KARMA WILL SORT THAT ALL OUT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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