Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 5th April 2017

Dilbert//10217, first published nine years ago on Wednesday 5th April 2017

Better Listener Robot

Tags

robot, boyfriend, free will, programming, listening, opinion, relationships, technology

Official transcript

Alice: I'm updating your boyfriend code to make you a better listener. I want to see more nodding and less talking. Robot: But I have so much to offer. Alice: I'll dial back your ego, too.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IM UPDATING YOUR BOYFRIEND CODE TO MAKE YOU A BETTER LISTENER.

I WANT TO SEE MORE NODDING AND LESS TALKING.

BUT I HAVE SO MUCH TO OFFER.

I'LL DIAL BACK YOUR EGO, TOO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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