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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 6th April 2017

Dilbert//10218, first published nine years ago on Thursday 6th April 2017

Judging The Robot


Tags

dating, robot, relationships, free will, personality, insult, psychology


Official transcript

Dilbert: I hear you're dating our office robot. Alice: Stop judging me. Dilbert: I'm not judging you. Alice: Good. Dilbert: I'm judging the robot. Alice: Ouch.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I HEAR YOU'RE DATING OUR OFFICE ROBOT.

STOP JUDGING ME.

IM NOT JUDGING YOU.

GOOD.

I'M JUDGING THE ROBOT.

OUCH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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