Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 12th July 2017

Dilbert//10315, first published nine years ago on Wednesday 12th July 2017

Getting The Wrong Answer

Tags

budget, spending, advice, money

Official transcript

Dilbert: As you can see from my financial projections, doing a major upgrade now would be unwise. Boss: I need to spend my entire budget this year so they won't give me a smaller budget next year. Dilbert: It seems you have wasted my time. Boss: It's not my fault you got the wrong answer.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

AS YOU CAN SEE FROM MY FINANCIAL PROJECTIONS, DOING A MAJOR UPGRADE NOW WOULD BE UNWISE.

I NEED TO SPEND MY ENTIRE UPGRADE BUDGET THIS YEAR SO THEY WON'T GIVE ME A SMALLER BUDGET NEXT YEAR IT SEEMS YOU HAVE WASTED MY TIME.

IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU GOT THE WRONG ANSWER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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