Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 26th July 2017

Dilbert//10329, first published nine years ago on Wednesday 26th July 2017

No Calendar Needed

Tags

work ethic, laziness, calendar, excuse, avoidance

Official transcript

Man: Do you have time to check my design? Wally: Let me see. Nope. Man: Did you just check your calendar? Wally: With my system, I don't need a calendar.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DO YOU HAVE TIME TO CHECK MY DESIGN?

LET ME SEE.

NOPE.

DID YOU JUST CHECK YOUR CALENDAR?

WITH MY SYSTEM, I DON'T NEED A CALENDAR.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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