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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 27th July 2017

Dilbert//10330, first published nine years ago on Thursday 27th July 2017

Wally Secret Project


Tags

excuses, laziness, avoidance


Official transcript

Boss: Wally can you review this? Wally: I'm on an urgent deadline. Boss: What is the deadline for? Wally: It's a secret project. Boss: Why don't I know about this? Wally: I don't know. I haven't studied your ignorance in that much detail.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WALLY, CAN YOU REVIEW THIS?

I'M ON AN URGENT DEADLINE.

WHAT IS THE DEADLINE FOR?

IT'S A SECRET PROJECT.

WHY DON'T I KNOW ABOUT THIS?

I DON'T KNOW.

I HAVENT STUDIED YOUR IGNORANCE IN THAT MUCH DETAIL.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "The Mysterious Deadline"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a conversation between Wally and Dilbert, where Dilbert asks Wally about an urgent deadline. Wally responds that it's a "secret project," leaving Dilbert perplexed. Dilbert inquires about the purpose of the project, but Wally evades the question, stating he hasn't studied it thoroughly.

Key Points:

  • Wally is tasked with reviewing a project with an urgent deadline.
  • The project is classified as a "secret project."
  • Dilbert is unsure about the project's purpose and asks Wally for clarification.
  • Wally dodges the question, claiming he hasn't studied the project in detail.

Humor:

The comic strip's humor lies in Wally's evasive behavior and Dilbert's frustration with the lack of information. The punchline "I don't know. I haven't studied your ignorance in that much detail" is a clever play on words, highlighting the absurdity of the situation.

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