Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 27th July 2017

Dilbert//10330, first published nine years ago on Thursday 27th July 2017

Wally Secret Project

Tags

excuses, laziness, avoidance

Official transcript

Boss: Wally can you review this? Wally: I'm on an urgent deadline. Boss: What is the deadline for? Wally: It's a secret project. Boss: Why don't I know about this? Wally: I don't know. I haven't studied your ignorance in that much detail.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, CAN YOU REVIEW THIS?

I'M ON AN URGENT DEADLINE.

WHAT IS THE DEADLINE FOR?

IT'S A SECRET PROJECT.

WHY DON'T I KNOW ABOUT THIS?

I DON'T KNOW.

I HAVENT STUDIED YOUR IGNORANCE IN THAT MUCH DETAIL.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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