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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 2nd September 2017

Dilbert//10367, first published nine years ago on Saturday 2nd September 2017

Alice Forgives


Tags

revenge, forgiveness, bygones, anger, vindictive


Official transcript

Man: Alice, can you review this for technical accuracy? Alice: No, because six years ago you rolled your eyes when I said something at a meeting. Man: Can you forgive me? Alice: Yes. That process involves not helping you.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

ALICE, CAN YOU REVIEW THIS FOR TECHNICAL ACCURACY?

NO, BECAUSE SIX YEARS AGO YOU ROLLED YOUR EYES WHEN I SAID SOMETHING AT A MEETING.

CAN YOU FORGIVE ?

(0) YES. THAT PROCESS INVOLVES NOT HELPING YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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