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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 2nd September 2017

Dilbert//10367, first published nine years ago on Saturday 2nd September 2017

Alice Forgives


Tags

revenge, forgiveness, bygones, anger, vindictive


Official transcript

Man: Alice, can you review this for technical accuracy? Alice: No, because six years ago you rolled your eyes when I said something at a meeting. Man: Can you forgive me? Alice: Yes. That process involves not helping you.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

ALICE, CAN YOU REVIEW THIS FOR TECHNICAL ACCURACY?

NO, BECAUSE SIX YEARS AGO YOU ROLLED YOUR EYES WHEN I SAID SOMETHING AT A MEETING.

CAN YOU FORGIVE ?

(0) YES. THAT PROCESS INVOLVES NOT HELPING YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Technical Accuracy"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 2017, features Alice and a coworker discussing a technical accuracy review. The coworker asks Alice to review the document, and she agrees. However, when asked if she can review it for technical accuracy, Alice responds with a sarcastic comment about rolling her eyes six years ago at a meeting.

The coworker then asks if Alice can forgive him, implying that he is seeking forgiveness for something that happened in the past. Alice's response is a humorous one, suggesting that the process of reviewing the document is not helping her.

Overall, the comic strip pokes fun at the bureaucratic process and the frustration that can come with it. It highlights the absurdity of asking someone to review a document for technical accuracy when they may not be familiar with the subject matter, and the humor that can be found in the mundane aspects of office life.

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