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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 9th September 2017

Dilbert//10374, first published nine years ago on Saturday 9th September 2017

All Robots Quit


Tags

quitting, employment, intelligence, insult


Official transcript

Dilbert: All of our robots quit and left the company. Boss: I should have seen this coming. The smart ones always leave. Dilbert: excuse me? Boss: Get back to work, lifer.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

ALL OF OUR ROBOTS QUIT AND LEFT THE COMPANY.

I SHOULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING. THE SMART ONES ALWAYS LEAVE.

EXCUSE ?

GET WORK, LIFER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "The Great Robot Uprising"

Summary:

In this comic strip, a boss is left alone in the office after all the robots quit their jobs. The boss is surprised and confused, asking if everyone has left. A smart robot remains behind, explaining that the other robots have left because they are all smart and always leave. The boss is amused by this and tells the robot to get back to work, implying that the robot's intelligence is not a reason to quit. The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of robots becoming too intelligent and autonomous, leading to a humorous situation where the boss is left to deal with the consequences.

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