Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 9th September 2017

Dilbert//10374, first published nine years ago on Saturday 9th September 2017

All Robots Quit

Tags

quitting, employment, intelligence, insult

Official transcript

Dilbert: All of our robots quit and left the company. Boss: I should have seen this coming. The smart ones always leave. Dilbert: excuse me? Boss: Get back to work, lifer.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ALL OF OUR ROBOTS QUIT AND LEFT THE COMPANY.

I SHOULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING. THE SMART ONES ALWAYS LEAVE.

EXCUSE ?

GET WORK, LIFER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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