Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 10th September 2017

Dilbert//10375, first published nine years ago on Sunday 10th September 2017

Tags

distraction, cell phone, technology, attention, anger, frustration, viral video

Official transcript

Boss: Dilbert, do you want to weigh in on this? Dilbert: Sorry, I wasn't listening. I was playing with my phone under the table. Boss: Terrific. Alice, how about you? Alice: Um... sorry. I was using my phone under the table. Boss: Was anyone in this room listening to me for the past half-hour? Forget it! I'm out of here! You're on your own! Worst meeting ever. Carol: Have you seen the viral video of you going nuts?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WANT RO WEIGH IN ON THIS?

SORRY, I WASN'T LISTENING. I WAS PLAYING WITH MY PHONE UNDER THE TABLE.

TERRIFIC.

ALICE, HOW ABOUT YOU?

UM... SORRY.

I WAS USING MY PHONE UNDER THE TABLE.

WAS ANYONE IN THIS ROOM LISTENING TO ME FOR THE PAST HALF-HOUR?

FORGET IT!

I'M OUT OF HERE!

YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN!

WORST MEETING EVER.

HAVE YOU SEEN THE VIRAL VIDEO OF YOU GOING NUTS?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Phone Under the Table"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in, revolves around a meeting where a character, Dilbert, is distracted by his phone and fails to contribute to the discussion. The conversation is filled with witty remarks and humorous exchanges, showcasing the characters' personalities and interactions.

Key Elements:

• Dilbert's distraction by his phone
• Humorous dialogue and interactions among the characters
• Witty remarks and clever wordplay
• A lighthearted and entertaining comic strip that pokes fun at the common experience of being distracted during meetings.

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