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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 11th September 2017

Dilbert//10376, first published nine years ago on Monday 11th September 2017

Too Dumb To Understand


Tags

insult, intelligence, ego


Official transcript

Man: Your idea will never work. Dilbert: That's because you're too dumb to understand it. My idea would look brilliant if you were sixty percent smarter. Man: I don't know how to respond to that. Dilbert: That's consistent with my hypothesis.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

YOUR IDEA WILL NEVER WORK.

THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO DUMB TO UNDERSTAND IT.

MY IDEA WOULD LOOK BRILLIANT IF YOU WERE ABOUT 60% SMARTER.

I DON'T KNOW THAT'S HOW TO CONSISTENT RESPOND WITH MY TO THAT. HYPOTHESIS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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