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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 11th September 2017

Dilbert//10376, first published nine years ago on Monday 11th September 2017

Too Dumb To Understand


Tags

insult, intelligence, ego


Official transcript

Man: Your idea will never work. Dilbert: That's because you're too dumb to understand it. My idea would look brilliant if you were sixty percent smarter. Man: I don't know how to respond to that. Dilbert: That's consistent with my hypothesis.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

YOUR IDEA WILL NEVER WORK.

THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO DUMB TO UNDERSTAND IT.

MY IDEA WOULD LOOK BRILLIANT IF YOU WERE ABOUT 60% SMARTER.

I DON'T KNOW THAT'S HOW TO CONSISTENT RESPOND WITH MY TO THAT. HYPOTHESIS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "The Dumb Idea"

Summary:

This comic strip, originally published in 2017, features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and frustration with his boss. The strip consists of three panels, each showcasing a conversation between Dilbert and his boss.

Panel 1:

  • Dilbert presents an idea to his boss, who dismisses it as "too dumb to understand."
  • Dilbert responds by saying, "That's because you're too dumb to understand it."

Panel 2:

  • Dilbert's boss claims that his idea would look brilliant if he were about 60% smarter.
  • Dilbert retorts, "My idea would look brilliant if you were about 60% smarter."

Panel 3:

  • Dilbert's boss admits that he doesn't know how to respond to the idea.
  • Dilbert concludes by saying, "That's consistent with my hypothesis."

Overall:

The comic strip pokes fun at the common phenomenon where individuals with limited intelligence or understanding often dismiss innovative ideas. The strip uses humor to highlight the absurdity of this situation and the frustration that can arise when dealing with such individuals.

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