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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 12th September 2017

Dilbert//10377, first published nine years ago on Tuesday 12th September 2017

Wally Takes Decaf Vacations


Tags

vacation, caffeine, coffee


Official transcript

Alice: I've never seen you take a vacation. Wally: I take mental vacations. All I do is switch to decaf. After a few hours, I can't remember what country I'm in. Alice: Sounds dumb. Is the any downside? Wally: The locals could be friendlier.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

IVE NEVER SEEN YOU TAKE A VACATION.

I TAKE MENTAL VACATIONS.

ALL I DO IS SWITCH TO DECAF. AFTER A FEW HOURS, I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT COUNTRY IM IN.

SOUNDS DUMB. IS THERE ANY DOWNSIDE?

THE LOCALS COULD BE FRIENDLIER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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