Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 13th September 2017

Dilbert//10378, first published nine years ago on Wednesday 13th September 2017

Engineer With No Soul

Tags

soul, motivation, cruelty, abuse

Official transcript

Boss: I hired an engineer who has no soul. This way, I won't feel so bad when I motivate him with emotional abuse. Dilbert: You're joking, right? Boss: Ha! You're right. I never feel bad about stuff.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HIRED AN ENGINEER WHO HAS NO SOUL.

THIS WAY, I WON'T FEEL SO BAD WHEN I MOTIVATE HIM WITH EMOTIONAL ABUSE.

YOU'RE JOKING, RIGHT?

HA! YOU'RE RIGHT. I NEVER FEEL BAD ABOUT THAT STUFF.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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